Sunday, September 28, 2008

Tea Bag


Tonight I am making my first ever batch of Kombucha. I thought my friend Tiffany was just pulling a loony when she suggested it, and before I could say 'scoby', I had her cruising craigslist for free fungus to start our stuff.
Now I have a culture the size of a pancake living in a Martha Stewart casserole in the fridge, and organic green Chun Mei tea steeping on the stove. In just 10 days The JellyMama, as we call her, will convert her bath into the fermented nectar I've come to love. To boot, this mushroom-like organism of bacteria and yeasts will have a baby scoby, and Tiffany will become a proud mother-of-a-fungus.


A recent trip to Garrett's yielded 10 pounds of free concord grapes from his backyard, which Marc turned into a rich, purple juice. Some if it will flavor the Kombucha when it is bottled. I just hope to hell I'm doing this right, and some rogue cat hair doesn't contaminate Her environment...

Saturday, September 27, 2008


Clearly, Chloe-Jean has selected a box, not a bag. A minor faux-pas, but we'll let it slide...

Going Into the Bag

Ever notice that a cat will, without much trepidation or pause, get inside a paper bag left on the floor? If there was one big enough, I'd probably do the same. What is it about a paper bag that changes things? The darkness? The brown, papery smell? The frank ending, after crawling inside, that causes one to back out again...or the only other option, to turn around and peer out of your bag? Either way, I am sure they're onto something.